I found a thing!: Archive

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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When you sit next to a REALLY sexy person. →

cheeruppirate: funniest10k: And you’re like: But you wanna be like: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Wait, you mean you’re NOT supposed to do that?! Damn.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: oh jeez sorry i must be allergic to your ask box *sniffle*

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: aaaahh choooo

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I used to be lovedrunk....

but now I’m hungover…

Dec 30th

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Everyone's allergic to....POISON IVY!!!

Everyone’s allergic to poison ivy Everyone body gets the itch Everybody hates that BITCH Everyone’s allergic to… poison iiivvyyy

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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So not gonna lie.. I think ANOTHER one of my exes...

That means I’ve had things with 3 guys who turned out gay… hmmmmm…. pattern?

Dec 30th

I got passion in my pants and I'm not afraid to...

I’m sexy and I know it!

Dec 30th

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Cheers to the girls, Throw duece to the guys Now I got a chicken and a goose in the ride Gettin loose in the ride Hatin ass nigga you can move to the move to the move to the side

Dec 30th

excuse me all the cute lesbians on tumblr!!

thisiswhereistop: Y U ALL SO YOUNG????????? o.O u make me feel like LOL I know right?!

Dec 30th

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